GoT Hunger Games

TWOP had a thing where they took teens from various TV shows and imagined them in the Hunger Games.

District Game of Thrones
Tributes: Joffrey Baratheon, Sansa Stark
Special Skills: Joffrey is a little weasel, capable of manipulating the system — he’s definitely the Career Tribute in this game, which by default, makes Sansa one, too. Too bad her only skill is that she’s not a terrible person at heart.
Sponsor Gifts: Cersei would do everything in her power to set up Joffrey for the win, including but not limited to sending food, swords and supplies. The Stark kids would send their sister their remaining direwolves.
Forecasted Gameplay: Joffrey is too big a target and too scrawny a boy to win — there’s a lot of ways he could go down, and we’re hoping he suffers the most when he does (we’re guessing he gets attacked by a swarm a White Walkers released by the Capitol). Sansa would think that Games were so glamorous and exciting, and would quickly receive a swift arrow to the heart (both figuratively and literally) for her naivety — unless she looks within herself and wises up.

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Duh. We all know Joff is going to be killed by Jeyne.