whedoned:

CAPTAIN HAMMER: Stand back, everyone
Nothin’ here to see
Just imminent danger
And in the middle of it me
Yes, Captain Hammer’s here,
Hair blowing in the breeze
The day needs my saving expertise!

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
Seems destiny ends with me saving you.
The only doom that’s looming is you loving me to death
So I’ll give you a second to catch your breath.

— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act I)